Me:  *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

porkskins:

when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

crankkky:

pls dont even bother talking to me unless ur eyebrows are shaped like this

w-ave:

i swear to god kim kardashian has been pregnant for about 3 years now

don’t you love those songs where the sound starts in one earphone and then you hear it like travel to the other one

fairly-odd-girl:

*me hearing gossip about person i hate*